1 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:09,150 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:10,950 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:12,420 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:14,580 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,380 - * Ohh... 6 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:19,520 * Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? * 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,520 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,420 - * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he * 9 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:25,050 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:27,480 - * If nautical nonsense be something you wish * 11 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,320 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,480 - * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish * 13 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,520 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,380 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:37,720 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,650 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:40,980 - SpongeBob 18 00:00:40,980 --> 00:00:42,850 SquarePants! 19 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:45,580 [laughing] 20 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:47,880 * 21 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,380 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:54,950 [cool jazz music] 23 00:00:54,950 --> 00:01:01,780 * 24 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:06,380 - * La-la la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la la-la-la * 25 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,420 Hmm, maybe I could use a little music 26 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,220 to make my work even more fun. 27 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,150 [groans] 28 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,780 Aha! There you are! 29 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,750 Hi! 30 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:17,920 [rock music playing] 31 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,820 [panting] 32 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:23,180 - * Yeah, Kung Fu Rock Kung Fu Rock * 33 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,850 * Kick off your socks, get a clap on the chops * 34 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:28,450 * Swing one, swing two, smack down, pop! * 35 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:29,980 * That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock * 36 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:32,420 - Hey, boss, it says, "Closed. 37 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:35,120 Feel free to slide money under the door." 38 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,850 - Thank you, Professor Lonnie. Here's a flash: I can read! 39 00:01:38,850 --> 00:01:43,520 - Aw, man, I really wanted to sink my teeth into something. 40 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,720 - Hey, there's somebody in there. 41 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,080 * 42 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,980 - Look at that kid go. 43 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,180 * 44 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,450 - Ow-wah! 45 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:54,450 - * Kung Fu Rock 46 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:55,720 - What power! 47 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,320 - [fighting yells] - What force! 48 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,350 - What's for dinner? 49 00:01:58,350 --> 00:01:59,650 - Clam it, Donnie. 50 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,780 This kid is bad to the bone. 51 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:04,150 We gotta get him to join our crew. 52 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:06,680 - * Ah, hi-yah! 53 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,520 - I just mopped the floor with you. 54 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,850 [laughs] 55 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:15,850 [sneezes] 56 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:18,450 Well, good night, Krusty Krab! 57 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,750 [humming] 58 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:22,680 - Hey, there, killer. My name is Sharkface. 59 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,650 Don't let the teeth intimidate you. 60 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:26,920 - Hello, Sharkface. 61 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,120 My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. 62 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,280 - Well, hey, there, SpongePants. 63 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,820 You ain't as square as you look. You are one poppin' Porifera. 64 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:40,450 - I am? Oh, thank you, Mr. Sharkface. 65 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:41,850 Who are your friends? 66 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,880 - Oh, let me introduce you to my fellas here. 67 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,480 Here's my main man, Lonnie. 68 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,620 - Hey, yo. 69 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,120 - Keeping it cooler than a sea cucumber is Ronnie. 70 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,080 - Hey, hey, yo. 71 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,350 - And that decked out righteous brother 72 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:03,320 is the one, the only Donnie. 73 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,450 - Hey, hey, hey, yo. 74 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,580 - Wow! 75 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:12,280 - And we are... 76 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,080 all: The Sharks. 77 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,750 - Ooh, fancy stitching. 78 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,950 - Well, we've seen you doing your stuff inside there, 79 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:24,220 and I have to say, you got skills, Sponge-o. 80 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,620 - Yeah, skills. 81 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,780 - We could use a fella like you in our crew. 82 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,280 Ever since we lost Jonnie... 83 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,820 - Jonnie! No! - Jonnie! No! 84 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:37,450 - Jonnie! No-o-o-o! 85 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,980 all: Jonnie! No! 86 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:40,920 - Shut it. 87 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:45,220 Hey, look, we got a hole in our crew, 88 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,920 and we need somebody to fill it. 89 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,250 How would you like to join The Sharks? 90 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,980 - Do I get a jacket? 91 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:54,280 - Of course you do. 92 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,280 - Yay! 93 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,980 I mean, hey, new friends! 94 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:01,280 - All right, let's bail on this joint, 95 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,350 cruise the neighborhood. 96 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:05,320 - [giggling] 97 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,450 [tires screeching] 98 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:13,450 - [grunting] It's the Sharks! 99 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,180 [all screaming] 100 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,850 - [gasps] Are they okay? 101 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:19,850 - Aw, don't worry about them Bettys. 102 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:21,480 It's a waste of time. 103 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,080 - Yeah, but what if they're hurt? 104 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,820 - I told you not to worry, but you keep on worrying. 105 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,350 - Cool your jets, Sponge. 106 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,420 - Yeah, don't you trust us? 107 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,650 - I guess so. 108 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:35,420 [tires screeching] 109 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:38,750 - Please, have whatever you want! 110 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,680 Take it all! Take it all! 111 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,920 - That guy seemed really scared of us. 112 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,380 - That guy's loony . 113 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:51,580 - Hey, Sponge-pants, don't be such a maybe-baby. 114 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,580 - Wah! Who's a baby? 115 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:56,450 - [shivering] 116 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,780 [tires screeching] 117 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:00,650 [dramatic jazz chords] 118 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:03,080 [all snapping fingers] 119 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,720 - Stop right there. 120 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,920 Y'all ain't allowed in here no more. 121 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,650 - Give us a break, old man. 122 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:10,750 - We practically own the place. 123 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,420 - Not after what you did last time. 124 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:17,150 You wrecked the joint. This is a shark-free zone now. 125 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,720 - What a bunch of hooey. 126 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,520 - Yeah. What are we gonna do, Sharkface? 127 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,250 - The Sharks can't allow this. 128 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,780 all: Yeah. Yeah. 129 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,150 - Um, you know, maybe we should let it slide. 130 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,250 There are plenty of clubs in the sea. 131 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,350 [comical light chords] 132 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:32,650 [neon buzzes] 133 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:35,720 - Slow down. This is our spot, Sponge. 134 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,420 [popping sound] Huh? 135 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,080 The Pods. 136 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,720 - The whats? 137 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,550 [popping suckers] 138 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:45,920 [all popping suckers] 139 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,850 - It's our rivals... 140 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:50,150 Sharks: The Pods. 141 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,220 all: Pods. 142 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,350 all: Sharks. 143 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:54,080 Pods: Pods. Sharks: Sharks. 144 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,820 Pods: Pods. Sharks: Sharks. 145 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:57,080 - [whimpering] - Pods! 146 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,580 - Sharks! 147 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:00,920 [siren wailing] 148 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,750 - The cops! Phew! 149 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,480 - Hold it there, laddies. 150 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,480 Break this nonsense up right now. 151 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,220 - Now, you Pods clear out of here. 152 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,520 - Hey, we'll see you at the showdown, Sharks. 153 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,820 [all popping suckers] 154 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,120 Unless you're a bunch of jellies. 155 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,550 [laughs] 156 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:19,520 - We're gonna be there, and we're no jellies! 157 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,980 - Not so fast there, boy-o. 158 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,580 There won't be a showdown. 159 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,380 You lads know that's our turf. 160 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:29,620 - Stay off our beat. This is your final warnin'. 161 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:33,220 - Cops, always breathing down our gills. 162 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,980 - Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up. 163 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,250 - You're right, Sponge. 164 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,480 We got a showdown to get ready for. 165 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,080 - Oh, uh, didn't you hear? 166 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,250 The nice officer said there won't be a showdown. 167 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:43,520 - Forget the cops. 168 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,320 It's the Pods we need to take down, 169 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,250 and we can do that, because we got you on our side. 170 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:52,080 - Uh, me? You know I'm not really the showdown type. 171 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,780 - I thought you was one of us. 172 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,980 - Yeah, a Shark. 173 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:59,180 - I was caught up in the moment. I just love making new friends. 174 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:02,080 - Do not shrimp out on us, Sponge-o. 175 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,780 The showdown is at the playground, tonight, 176 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:07,520 so we're gonna see you there, right? 177 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,420 - Um--[gulps] Oh, okay. 178 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,780 See you guys there. Bye. 179 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,780 - Don't disappoint us, Sponge. 180 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:16,920 [tires screeching] 181 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,280 - Showdown? I can't fight in a showdown. 182 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,420 I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program. 183 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,950 I'll have to quit working at the Krusty Krab. 184 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:28,880 I'll never flip a succulent Krabby Patty ever again. 185 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,680 Oh, what have I done? 186 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,120 Hmm? What's this? 187 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,080 "Ayo, Sponge-o. We were in your neck of the woods 188 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,080 "and decided to pick up your beloved pet, Gary. 189 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,850 "If you want to see him, you better high-tail 190 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,950 "your porous caboose over to the showdown. 191 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:44,820 Sincerely, Sharkface and the other Sharks." 192 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:47,950 Gary! No-o-o! 193 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,920 I have to save Gary. I have to go to the showdown! 194 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,550 I have to get ready to fight. 195 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:58,550 [rock and roll music] 196 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:06,620 * 197 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,450 Hiyah! 198 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:11,080 I'm ready. 199 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:12,950 [tires screeching] 200 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,520 [all popping suckers] 201 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,520 [all growl] 202 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,080 [all snapping fingers] 203 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,080 - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. 204 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,450 I'm ready. I'm ready! 205 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:24,420 Back up, Pods. Don't make me hurt you. 206 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,620 all: Huh? 207 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,850 - SpongeBob, what are you doing here? 208 00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:30,450 - Squidward? Oh, no. 209 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:32,250 I accidentally joined this bad boy gang 210 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,580 and I'm supposed to fight in this showdown 211 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,120 'cause I gotta save Gary, 212 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,720 and I don't want go into the Witness Protection Program, 213 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,580 but I can't fight you, 'cause you're my friend. 214 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:41,550 - What are you talking about, jellyfish for brains? 215 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:43,720 We are a troupe. 216 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,380 - A troupe? What do you mean? 217 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:47,520 - A dance troupe, you numbskull. 218 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:52,080 This is a dance showdown. No one is going to fight. 219 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,980 - But what about those girls that screamed and fainted? 220 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,180 - Oh, that? That's just our fans. 221 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:59,620 They scream and faint all the time. 222 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,780 - We love you! [all cheering] 223 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,120 - What about the fruit vendor? 224 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,620 He just gave you his fruit and ran away. 225 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,150 - That guy's a health nut. 226 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,920 He's always worried that we don't eat enough fruits. 227 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,820 - It keeps you regular. 228 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,950 - But what about the club? 229 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,880 The bouncer said you destroyed the place. 230 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,720 - That was a total accident. 231 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,980 That's how we lost... Jonnie. 232 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:22,880 Jonnie thought he could do a quadruple pirouette. 233 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,120 He lost control, he fell down. 234 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,880 He scratched up the floor pretty bad. 235 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,380 - [groans] 236 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,950 - He won't be able to dance for days. 237 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,920 Maybe even a week! 238 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,520 both: Jonnie, no! 239 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,680 - Oh, brother. 240 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,320 - But you Sharks kidnapped Gary. 241 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,280 - We would never do such a thing. 242 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,350 - Yeah, we were just giving him a ride. 243 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,680 Gary's our DJ. 244 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,120 - Meow. 245 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,950 - Yay! I'm not a criminal by association. 246 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:51,150 - Will you stop yakking, already? 247 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,780 - You're right, Squidward. Gary, lay down some tunes. 248 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,750 - Meow. 249 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:57,750 [record scratching] 250 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,480 [all snapping fingers] 251 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,480 [cool jazz music playing] 252 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:08,150 * 253 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:11,350 [quirky electronic music playing] 254 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:16,280 * 255 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,450 [siren wailing] 256 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:21,450 - Oh, no! It's the coppers! 257 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:24,120 - We told you to stay off our turf, lads. 258 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,680 - I'm so sorry, Officer. We were just dancing. 259 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,280 - You call that dancing? 260 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,720 Move aside, boy-os. This here is our beat. 261 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,050 [drumming] 262 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,120 [moody island music playing] 263 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,720 - * Hula, hula 264 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,720 * 265 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,950 [tires screeching] 266 00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:41,350 - Oh, no, it's Internal Affairs! 267 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,880 - We're shutting you dirty dancing cops down. 268 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,950 - It's time to pop it... and lock it. 269 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:47,950 [record scratching] 270 00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:48,950 [hip-hop music playing] 271 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,450 - * Ah, hey! 272 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,980 - * Party's in the house party's in the house * 273 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:56,620 - * Give it up - * Hey! 274 00:10:56,620 --> 00:11:00,820 It's all over--nobody can beat Internal Affairs. 275 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:03,420 - Ooh! Leave it to the Sponge. 276 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,820 Ay, yo. 277 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:08,420 [rock and roll music] 278 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:12,150 - * Yeah, Kung Fu Rock Kung Fu Rock * 279 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,480 * Kick off your socks, get a clap on the chops * 280 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,220 * Swing one, swing two, smack down, pop! * 281 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,550 * That's how you do the Kung Fu Rock * 282 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,750 * Hi-yah! 283 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,850 * 284 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,720 [all snapping fingers] 285 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,920 - And the winner is... 286 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,820 SpongeBob SquarePants and The Sharks! 287 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,380 [all cheering] - For Jonnie! 288 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,520 - [panting] We saved the rec center! 289 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,650 - What rec center? 290 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,650 - Now everybody's a winner. 291 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,280 [all cheering] 292 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,550 - I didn't win anything.